Life Story

It is always a center of argument on what are the differences between a man and woman. Sometimes conflicts arise just on determining what they really want or what are the things they like. Let me share to you a poem I read somewhere...

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.

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MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn

Sounds crazy but it makes sense. Well, in the end they should both agree that they keep their eye on the things that bind them together and not on the things that drag them apart.